Losowe angielskie dowcipy
The Bartender and the Blonde ->
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar. She ordered up a Coors and sat there drinking for a while. Suddenly, the woman passed out cold on the stool. The bartender ha... [cały ->]
Cannibals and Politicians ->
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary: $25.00 Fried Explorer: $35.00 Baked Politician: $100.00. Th... [cały ->]
How Specs Live Forever ->
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English expatriates. W... [cały ->]
Rubbers ->
What does a stupid man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.... [cały ->]
Whom Do You Trust? ->
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were. The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive. "Hell, "says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your... [cały ->]
My Car Is Shtolen! ->
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?" "Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies. The cop asks, "Well now, where was your ca... [cały ->]
Jellybean ->
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ? Because he wanted to be a smarty!... [cały ->]
Get Me Out! ->
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put into an old-folks home because the son could not provide the round-the-clock care the old man required. "Don't leave me here to die alone here!" the old man said, when the day final... [cały ->]
Your Momma is... ->
Yo momma is so fat, she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope for a tampon... [cały ->]
Definition of a good date! ->
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time. The first one said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up." The second one... [cały ->]
What Tax? ->
This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it." "What do you want?" "Well, it's a hot date, man. A sure thing? You know..." "What do you want?" "I need some protection, ... [cały ->]
Lawyer Stamps? ->
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them dont know which side to spit on!... [cały ->]
Rubbit the Rabbit ->
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream. So he buys a piece of land and goes down there. Now all he needs are the animals. So he goes into a store and asks the clerk for a rooster to wake him up every morning. The cle... [cały ->]
Blondes and Sex ->
What does a blonde say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?... [cały ->]
No Balls? ->
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights? Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don't have any balls to scratch.... [cały ->]