Losowe angielskie dowcipy
Crocodile-done-blonde ->
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there! The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and pu... [cały ->]
Bill Clinton in Hell ->
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour, showing him his options for spending eternity. They come to a room marked "Hitler." Inside is Eva Braun, torturing Adolf Hitler with red-hot irons. Every time Hitler tries to esca... [cały ->]
It's Against the Law to... ->
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so ... [cały ->]
What's a Blonde do after... ->
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.... [cały ->]
The beach ->
How did the sand get wet? The sea weed!... [cały ->]
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man ->
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married. 2. He had no in-laws to drop in. 3. There were no Jones for him to keep up with. 4. There were no credit cards OR shopping centers. 5. He never had his dinner in... [cały ->]
Where would you go? ->
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell. Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they we... [cały ->]
Drowning a Blonde ->
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.... [cały ->]
Jesse James ->
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all their loot. As Jesse entered the first car he yelled, "Okay, everybody, we're going to rape a... [cały ->]
Blonde Swims the english Channel ->
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English Channel. A group of spectators anxiously awaited the three women at the finish line. The brunette came in first, then the redhead a little later.... [cały ->]
Clintons Wish! ->
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a real Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope...not these days...I'm on... [cały ->]
The Difference Is .. ->
What's the difference between a porcupine and the White House? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!... [cały ->]
Why Beer is Better than Women ->
1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG. 2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT. 3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER. 4. YOUR BEER WILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOU IN THE CAR WHILE YOU PLAY FOOTBALL. 5. WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT, YOU TOSS IT OUT. ... [cały ->]
A Horse walks into a Bar ->
A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"... [cały ->]
Signs that you may be a drunk! ->
*** Signs that you "just might" have a drinking problem. *** You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of b... [cały ->]