Jokes / Military
Sharing Hotel Rooms ->
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the ma... [cały ->]
Sick and Pompous General ->
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be foll... [cały ->]
Standing In Line ->
"I suppose," snarled the leathery sergeant to the private, "that when you're discharged from the Army, you'll wait for me to die, just so you can spit on my grave." "Not me," observed the private. "When I get out of the Army, I never want to stand... [cały ->]
Standing Still ->
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could... [cały ->]
The General's Temperature ->
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be fol... [cały ->]
The Interview ->
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what... [cały ->]
The last laugh! ->
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy. Not long after, a friend sent... [cały ->]
The Night Before Payback! ->
Twas the night before Payback... 'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land, The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan. Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees, He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas. He t... [cały ->]
The Recruits ->
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection. "Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen! " "Yes, sir" the young man answered. "Those shoes are really really ... [cały ->]
Two Terrorists ->
Two terrorists are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping through pictures. "Yeah, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too." There's a pause. Then, the second terrorist says, wistfully: "Ah, ... [cały ->]
Wooden Airfield ->
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that has been told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots. The German "airfield," constructed with meticulous care, was made almost entirely of wood. There were wooden hangars, oil tank... [cały ->]
Yes What? ->
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed difficult tactical problem into it. They describe a hypo... [cały ->]